Jack Ass

Get this. you guys know jackass right? i just watched Jackass 2.0 last night. it was uh. nice. not gonna do a full review, just some thoughts i had on it.

so yeah. it was fairly disgusting, it was fairly interesting, but it was fucking funny. hahaha. it will make an awesome party movie. imagine that. 10 drunk teens watching other drunk people do stupid, painful, humiliating stuff. imagine the chaos.

so yeah. anyway after which i did some research into the show [i do that after every movie] and i found out an interesting tidbit. get this. apparantly this guy sued jackass for plaigiarism. he claims that jackass stole his name and used it for their own profit. guess what his name was.

Jack Ass.

haha. he had it changed because he drunk drived and got someone killed i think. can't remember the details. so he changed his name to Jack Ass. i'd laugh but thats just mean.

Ants on a Train

no. the title isnt a snakes on a plane [hehe soap] spoof. [yes it is]

anyway. i counted 27 ants on the LRT today. of which, 12 had wings. honestly, has ANYONE ever seen ANTS, on a TRAIN? or any other insect, on a goddamn train in SINGAPORE. [annoying people don't count as insects]

okay. this made me realise something about those no eating and drinking rules. while it might seem to inconvienience us so much, take today as an example. we had a quarter of our seats open, cause no one would sit on them. why? cuz there were ANTS on a SEAT. [lol snakes on a plane reference]

and why where there ANTS on a SEAT? cuz someone ATE on a TRAIN. and for these people, while i used to be one of you, i have only one thing left to say to you.

I am tired of these motherfuckin ANTS on this motherfuckin TRAIN! [geeks rejoice]