Showing posts with label Snakes on a plane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snakes on a plane. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Ants on a Train

no. the title isnt a snakes on a plane [hehe soap] spoof. [yes it is]

anyway. i counted 27 ants on the LRT today. of which, 12 had wings. honestly, has ANYONE ever seen ANTS, on a TRAIN? or any other insect, on a goddamn train in SINGAPORE. [annoying people don't count as insects]

okay. this made me realise something about those no eating and drinking rules. while it might seem to inconvienience us so much, take today as an example. we had a quarter of our seats open, cause no one would sit on them. why? cuz there were ANTS on a SEAT. [lol snakes on a plane reference]

and why where there ANTS on a SEAT? cuz someone ATE on a TRAIN. and for these people, while i used to be one of you, i have only one thing left to say to you.

I am tired of these motherfuckin ANTS on this motherfuckin TRAIN! [geeks rejoice]