Showing posts with label polytechnic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label polytechnic. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Offensive Technology

Diploma in Offensive Technology


Modules Taken in First Term:
OT0860 - Explosives
OT0800 - Firearms
OT0812 - Social Stealth
OT0888 - Hacks and Cheats in Real Life
OT0813 - Getting Away With It
OT0857 - Introduction to the Offensive Technology industry

Course Description:
NYP's Diploma in Offensive Technology, located within the new underground campus will equip students with the abilities and skills needed to meet the standards of today's special operation elites and assassins and will give students an insight into a relatively unknown yet important sector of every nation's industry.

OT0806 - Explosives

ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a laptop using explosives
ICA2: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a group of students using a set amount of explosives
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a rival school using a set type of explosives.

OT0800 - Firearms

ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to Assemble and reassemble a set firearm blind folded within a set amount of time.
ICA2: Student attains 80% accuracy with a M249 Para.
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or complete disable a rival school with only one clip of ammunition

OT0812 - Social Stealth
ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to conceal an explosive for 7 full days
ICA2: Student demonstrates ability to conceal two firearms for 7 full days
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student is able to obliterate and/or complete disable SBM's internet infrastructure without getting caught.

OT0888 - Hacks and Cheats in Real Life

ICA1: Students to give a 5 minute presentation on cheats and hacks in real life and their applications
ICA2: Students is able to make it to a medium of news as a result of usage of cheats and hacks in real life.
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student is thrown into an impossible situation whereby he must use cheats and hacks to escape.

OT0813 - Getting Away With It

ICA1: Student is able to rob a laptop from an accounting student and get away with it
ICA2: Student is able to destroy and/or completely obliterate a lecture theatre and get away with it
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Beat up and completely cripple 10 police officers and get away with it.

OT0857 - Introduction to the Offensive Technology Industry

No ICAs, Examinable Module

Conditions for Entry
As long as the student demonstrates knowledge and ability to locate and sign up for the course, he/she will be granted immediate entry. Student must also be able to acquire this flyer.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

uberlate

poly life is an awesome break from the autonomous system you jc people are stuck in. i swear this post will make at least half of you regret your choice. samuel, im looking at you. let me tell you how it all goes down.

okay. first off. the time table. lets see. i have a class starting at 1110 on monday, a free period from 1300-1350 and i finish at 1700. oh wait, SOOSL isnt here today. i guess that means my class starts at 1510. so. i only need to be at the poly at like 1445. awesome. looks like i can stay home and CoD4.

lets see. today is wednesday. hm. i have a tutorial at A.322A, thats hm. room number 322A at block A. it starts at 0900. and i get off at 1255. awesome. of course. being the geek that i am, im already here at like 0700, 2 hours early for my lessons. but who cares. free wireless internet campus wide. thats why i'm posting from the MCDONALDS at school. hm should i visit giordano at the shopping arcade in block A after school? i need a new shirt. or maybe get a smoothie at CHEERS.

oh noes. my laptop is low on battery. i guess i'll have to use OUTLET POWER when im IN CLASS later. HA. i wonder who's on MSN NOW. oh did i mention.. I HAVE NO TEXTBOOKS. ha sam, i hope you enjoy carrying those BOULDERS to school EVERY MORNING AT 6AM.

poly life is teh sex. you can't beat it.