Offensive Technology

Diploma in Offensive Technology

Modules Taken in First Term:
OT0860 - Explosives
OT0800 - Firearms
OT0812 - Social Stealth
OT0888 - Hacks and Cheats in Real Life
OT0813 - Getting Away With It
OT0857 - Introduction to the Offensive Technology industry

Course Description:
NYP's Diploma in Offensive Technology, located within the new underground campus will equip students with the abilities and skills needed to meet the standards of today's special operation elites and assassins and will give students an insight into a relatively unknown yet important sector of every nation's industry.

OT0806 - Explosives
ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a laptop using explosives
ICA2: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a group of students using a set amount of explosives
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or completely disable a rival school using a set type of explosives.

OT0800 - Firearms
ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to Assemble and reassemble a set firearm blind folded within a set amount of time.
ICA2: Student attains 80% accuracy with a M249 Para.
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student demonstrates ability to obliterate and/or complete disable a rival school with only one clip of ammunition

OT0812 - Social Stealth
ICA1: Student demonstrates ability to conceal an explosive for 7 full days
ICA2: Student demonstrates ability to conceal two firearms for 7 full days
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student is able to obliterate and/or complete disable SBM's internet infrastructure without getting caught.

OT0888 - Hacks and Cheats in Real Life
ICA1: Students to give a 5 minute presentation on cheats and hacks in real life and their applications
ICA2: Students is able to make it to a medium of news as a result of usage of cheats and hacks in real life.
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Student is thrown into an impossible situation whereby he must use cheats and hacks to escape.

OT0813 - Getting Away With It
ICA1: Student is able to rob a laptop from an accounting student and get away with it
ICA2: Student is able to destroy and/or completely obliterate a lecture theatre and get away with it
ICA3: Written Test
ICA4: Beat up and completely cripple 10 police officers and get away with it.

OT0857 - Introduction to the Offensive Technology Industry
No ICAs, Examinable Module

Conditions for Entry
As long as the student demonstrates knowledge and ability to locate and sign up for the course, he/she will be granted immediate entry. Student must also be able to acquire this flyer.

MS0802

CHONGGH’s class today. We each did a 90 second intro, and im gonna try and chronicle it. Ready? Go. And I pass it to DONG. pictures coming soon.

DONG

This is Dong, full name Tong Cheng Hao, he’s from guang yang secondary school, and he wanted to do HR management. He is in DMSM because his brother kept bugging him to put DMSM as first choice. He comes from a family of SP grads, so this caused some rift in his family. He wants to be a film director. HE IS NOT GAY. He intends to pursue a degree in Mass Communication in Burdough University.

PRISCILLA

From Coral Secondary School, Priscilla chose this course because she was interested in journalism since young. So at JAE counseling, she was told that she had a good chance of getting in DMSM. Quote: “So I choose this course lor.” She likes journalism because she likes writing.

LYDIA

Previously from Ang Mo Kio Secondary, Lydia has a sore throat. She came to join this course because she likes to write. Also, she is quite fascinated by the media industry. She watches a lot of TV and is very, very interested I the TV and Media industry. However, she had no intention initially to go to a poly. She originally wanted to go to ‘Info-comm’, but her form teacher advised that she go to DMSM, and do something great in the media industry. Her favorite TV programs are dramas, and she believes that local dramas are horrible compared with honkie ones.

EDWYNA

Her name is Edwina, she loves her name very much and can’t understand why people can’t pronounce or spell it. Since young she wanted to take design courses, but later realized she couldn’t draw. Her mother advised she take a business course, and combining this with her love for photography and filming, she decided on DMSM. Since she got rejected, here she is. On a side note, she is shy when delivering a speech to masses.

DIANA

Unlike everyone who shivers when they’re nervous, she laughs. Hahahahahaha. The reason why she joined DMSM is because she is a ‘very literature student’, and she like writing and she hopes to graduate to a journalist for a magazine or a composer. ‘Hahaha. Umm... like. Ha-ha.’ After poly she wants to pursue a degree in mass comm, in a degree and be a ‘broadcaster or something.’ She writes songs, and believes only girls know how to love. Her songs are personal reflections to her own love life. They are like poems.

ANNIE

Annie has red highlights and doesn’t really like this course. She has no idea why she’s here. She believes Mediacorp is horrid and she doesn’t watch much T. She doesn’t do anything, she just exists. She has no hobbies. She believes Singaporeans are boring but the class is quite okay. She looks down on Engineering School. She doesn’t want to join, she wants to create.

LAYLA

She is in DMSM because she has an aim in life. She hopes to be somewhere in the media industry, which she has been wanting for some time. Since young she has been talking a lot and in her previous schools, she has been emceeing, hosting, etc. she wants to be a presenter, and she loves to talk to an audience. She wants to have her own talk show.

MALCOLM

He’s Malcolm, he comes from coral secondary school, and he came to DMSM because he has NO IDEA what he’s going to do. He thinks math, science, and Chinese is shit. He believes he’s better in English than anything, so he believes this English-oriented course will be perfect for him. He loves doing music, and extreme sports. He does motocross. He plays bass, drums, violin, etc. He looks like cloud. HE reads novels. Fiction… Non-fiction is not interesting. He reads encyclopedias.

OSWALD

From Zhonghua Secondary School, he was in Singapore poly last year in engineering. He’s in DMSM because when he was in SP he felt that it was the wrong course for him. So he jumped ship. He likes the media because he feels that the media is very influential, and the media can put emotion into people. At the end of the show, he believes the effect is more powerful than merely entertainment. He believes film is more interesting and he wants to get a degree for the same subject. He wants to be a producer.

ANDY

Andy is in this course because he is notices things and he wants to be a professional journalist. He believes he doesn’t need to study so much in this course and that this course is more practical. He takes time to warm up to strangers.

Right about here, my hands are getting tired so im gonna stop typing now. lol

uberlate

poly life is an awesome break from the autonomous system you jc people are stuck in. i swear this post will make at least half of you regret your choice. samuel, im looking at you. let me tell you how it all goes down.

okay. first off. the time table. lets see. i have a class starting at 1110 on monday, a free period from 1300-1350 and i finish at 1700. oh wait, SOOSL isnt here today. i guess that means my class starts at 1510. so. i only need to be at the poly at like 1445. awesome. looks like i can stay home and CoD4.

lets see. today is wednesday. hm. i have a tutorial at A.322A, thats hm. room number 322A at block A. it starts at 0900. and i get off at 1255. awesome. of course. being the geek that i am, im already here at like 0700, 2 hours early for my lessons. but who cares. free wireless internet campus wide. thats why i'm posting from the MCDONALDS at school. hm should i visit giordano at the shopping arcade in block A after school? i need a new shirt. or maybe get a smoothie at CHEERS.

oh noes. my laptop is low on battery. i guess i'll have to use OUTLET POWER when im IN CLASS later. HA. i wonder who's on MSN NOW. oh did i mention.. I HAVE NO TEXTBOOKS. ha sam, i hope you enjoy carrying those BOULDERS to school EVERY MORNING AT 6AM.

poly life is teh sex. you can't beat it.