Showing posts with label xkcd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label xkcd. Show all posts

Sunday, November 2, 2008

YouTube Stuffs

Okay this is hella cool. youTube has been implementing some really cool stuff of late. first is this:



Yeah. youtube really put it in. how cool is that?


another is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7g0Ox-2c3M&feature=related

sure cheesy but check out the comments. apparantly you can now hyperlink 0:39 in your comments. its like. you used to have to slowly seek through the video, and it didn't always work at that exact time, so you had to watch abit more than you want to get to that time.

now you just click the link! hella awesome! [i sung along]
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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Boom-de-Yada



this is just awesome. just so awesome. it kinda makes me want to...

...make one myself?

...yeah.

boom de yada. boom de yada. boom de yada. boom de yada.

okay no seriously we should. who's with me? i need a team and someone with a camera. i've got premiere pro.




[EDIT:] The above video is idealistic. this is realistic:



sigh. [/EDIT]

Friday, May 23, 2008

Quickie

doing some last minute blog-surfing before i sleep. okay. first on my agenda...

http://augtoberspectrum.blogspot.com/

i still can't believe doreen's become a die-hard catholic. ah well. just a little getting used to on our part i guess.

okay whats next

http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com/

haha, i'm going to have to answer this question even though you didnt ask me to.
#16 What's the first thing you do every morning?
- Go back to sleep

okay what else do i need to update myself with...

http://flamingwetsponge.blogspot.com/

Yes. Savin' Me is a nice song.
nice. um. rainbow colored "muscley man". its a bit God of War ish.

http://qwe-koob.blogspot.com/

ಹವೆ ನಂ ಬ್ರೈನ್ಸ್ಸ್ಸ್ಸ್ಜ್ಜ್ಜ್!!! ್ಟ್ ಈಸ್ ಇನ್ ಜರ್ಮನ್. ಯಾಯ. ಒಮ್ಗ್.!!

okay. then there's

http://metallic-stains.blogspot.com/

WORK is a GIFT. WORK is a GIFT. WORK is a GIFT. WORK is a GIFT. WORK is a GIFT.

whats next...

ah. a few blogs im not at liberty to name.

then there's www.ctrlaltdel-online.com [hehe. i'd watch 'will it launch'] and www.explosm.net

:-O

hm and xkcd.

okay. im done. its now..

...3:50 AM. and im going to go to sleep. but first,

..checking MSN address book...


... excellent. huiwen has already logged out and presumably went off to sleep. [i beat you again]

it is now.. 3:51 AM and i am going to sleep.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

xkcd 4

illusions

I look forward to the day, whereby when i tell someone: "i'm from the internet.", instead of laughing, he'll ask: "really? which part?"

anyway. wanna see an optical illusion?
  1. hold your keyboard up straight infront of you.
  2. look at your home row (the keys "asdfghjkl;")
  3. cross your eyes a little so the 'g' and the 'h' overlap.
  4. without looking away, slowly raise the keyboard over your head.
behold.

if it doesnt work, either your keyboard is too new, or you're a neat freak.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

improvisation

EDIT: omg, i just improvised a 527 word narrative in 40 minutes. still no title. enjoy:

TITLE HERE

Nothing is the same anymore.


She walks down the alley, barely making a straight line.

Nothing will ever be the same anymore.

She walks down the alley alone. She can still feel him next to her. Their hands interlaced as they walk down the alley together. Just as they had done just that morning.

The surgeon's words echo clearly in her head. There was no chance for him. How could there be? Dead on arrival.

She fumbles for her keys. She'd never stepped into the house alone before. It was always he who would open the door. He would hold it open. She finds the key.

The blade jams. Its the wrong key. She tries another. A tear streams down her cheek. How can she not know which key opens the door?

The blade jams. Another tear streams down her cheek. She slumps down and sits on the floor, back to the door. She laughs. He looks down at her and pulls her up.

"C'mon, quit playing. Get up."

"Okay, okay. Let's go"

Its 9am again and they walk down the alleyway.

"Oh wait. I forgot my wallet, here take his leash"

"Haha. Okay, here let me get that."

He unlocks the door and swings it open.

"Alright lets go. We've wasted enough time,"

"We? You're the one wasting time here, haha"

"Oh, you."

They walk aimlessly. Like they do every morning. Going wherever the dog brings them. This morning is different.

She wipes off her tears and pulls herself up. She tries the last key. The tumbler clunks as the blade goes in. She turns the bow and the door unlocks. She opens the door. She drops her bag and her keys on the floor, leaving the door to slam shut in the wind. She clambers to the toilet and puts on the hot water. Too overwhelmed to take off her clothes, she steps in and lets the hot water beat down upon her back, drenching her. She squats down and stares at the floor. The leash runs out of her hand.

"Hey come back!"

"I'll go get him" he says.

"You know what, just leave him, he'll come back."

"Naw. I dont want him messing up anyone's day, i'll be right back."

"Haha, okay."

She turns the handle. The hot water hits like a ton of bricks. The sound is deafening.

Its so loud. People are screaming. Where is he? She stands. What was that noise? It was like a ton of bricks. She can't see from where she is. She walks forward. She sees a Ford Explorer. Its fender dented. Its front bumper smeared with blood. The driver steps down, alcohol in his hand, and passes out. She moves closer, her heart sinking lower with every step. She sees them.

She looks at the floor. The pattern on the wet tiles. She sees the tarmac. She sees the dog. She sees him. She sees blood. She weeps.

The hot water comes down heavier as she starts crying.

The situation sets in fully.

What do i do now? What happens next? So many questions to be asked. Yet, no one can answer her.

She screams.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008