Not Happy

http://afrotoast.blogspot.com/2007/12/10-random-things.html

see this?

apparently, it took off. its now a quiz thing floating and flying around blogs. for that, i'm happy.

POINT NO. 1 MADE

BUT. the quiz is in HORRIBLE SHAPE.

IT WASN'T EVEN A QUIZ TO BEGIN WITH. C'MON.

http://freeflying-eagle.blogspot.com/2008/05/random-facts-quiz.html

thats where it is now. i'm happy its spreading. but if you want rules, TELL ME SO I CAN ADD THEM. DON'T ADD THEM YOURSELF AND BRING IT TO SUCH A STATE. i bet people keep changing it. that means i can't blame any one person. grr.

OKAY. first.

ITS NOT A QUIZ. I LISTED 10 things. ITS A FREAKING LIST. do it like a list. MAKE A LIST.

second.

CLEARLY TITLE YOUR FACTS.
read what i did. its clear and easily seen

third.

MORE INFO COME ON.
I gave you at least a paragraph. NOW ITS DEGRADED TO ONE LINERS

fourth

WRITE ABOUT THE PRESENT. not about something that you've always been aware of. WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING THATS HAPPENING NOW AND ONLY NOW. like. MOST RECENT. its not a personality thing. its to make your readers AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS. THIS IS NOT A NORMAL QUIZ.

fifth.

MAKE IT IMPERSONAL.

sixth

RANDOM FACTS? WTF. RANDOM. JUST RANDOM. RANDOM THIS. RANDOM THAT. NOT FACTS.

a random fact can be one thing in your list. but i don't want 10 random facts about you. i want 10 random things around you.

seventh

if you're unsure, DONT ATTRIBUTE IT TO ME. I DO NOT WANT TO BE ATTRIBUTED TO POOR WORK.



okay that's out. i'm not going to make another list. cuz that would be two blog chain post in a row, and that would be violating rule #34 of blogging.

Rule #34:
Never post two similar things consecutively.

so. there you have it. i'm not arrowing anyone in particular. but i expect all my readers to know. ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO SCREWED UP THE WHOLE THING.

with reference to the original post,

okay bye now.

I Don't Believe the World anymore.

let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there were two people. two guys. one was Jack, the other John. One day, Jack decided to walk. John was dragged along with him.

"where are we going?" asked john.

"no idea. wherever we end up i guess." replied jack.

now, john and jack realize they are horribly close to jenny's house, a mutual friend, and before they know it, they are walking along the street opposite her place. jack continues to follow only his legs. suddenly, jenny dashes out of nowhere and dashes right past jack and john, completely not noticing them.



jack and john, completely taken by suprise, stop and stare at jenny as she dashes past, in a successful attempt to board a fleeting bus.

still completely shocked, jack and john slowly make their way back home. all the while debating whether or not the person they had seen was indeed jenny.



whether or not they had indeed seen her, i guess no one will ever know.


NB: This is a true story.


MORAL: everything has a purpose. it is purpose that defines us, purpose that binds us. it is purpose that drives us. purpose. jack acted on instinct. everything has a purpose.