SOTFL[R]

There's this one golden rule they put on escalators all over Singapore. STAND LEFT, WALK RIGHT. For Retards that don't know what the fuck that means, let me clear it up for you.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WALK. STAND ON THE FUCKING LEFT.

It really annoys the shit out of me when i miss my train because some FUCKING RETARD decides to stand on the RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR, and BLOCK THE FUCKING WAY.

When its the goddamn rush hour, most people want to go places FAST. There are some who don't. Most of them are retards. WE HATE RETARDS. The retards are the ones who DON'T FUCKING THINK. they will go to the narrow escalator, notice everyone crowding around on the left side, and realize THEY'RE ALL MAKING WAY FOR THEM SO THEY CAN STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. then this BIGASS crowd of Annoyed Commuters builds up behind them, AND THEY DON'T FUCKING NOTICE.

SOTFL[R]. STAND ON THE FUCKING LEFT. [or right, if you're reading this in some other part of the world]



okay. i'm happier now. (:

*ahem* Now, back to our regularly schedu... SENTRY!

the stupidest thing happened to me today. there i was in my bed, sleeping like any other person, except unlike any other person, i was dreaming of Team Fortress 2. yup. great game, go get it. i'd review it but im too busy playing it. anyway, snoozing along, then my alarm went off. in slow motion, i woke up, thought-screamed: ZOMG SENTRY!!! then kicked my blanket off, and threw my pillow at my phone alarm, all while diving off my bed to avoid alarm fire.

yup. im not kidding. for those of you who don't know, sentries are something the engineer class in TF2 can build, usually they put them in blind corners, so when you're like a scout or something, and you're turning that corner, suddenly BEEP BEEP BEEP! and then you eat lead while the engineer laughs at your face.. or.. whats left of it.

so yeah. well. im gonna go back to TF2 now, so. i leave you with thi.. ZOMG SENTRY!