Showing posts with label bad posts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad posts. Show all posts

Saturday, September 20, 2008

bumpity bump

this is a shameless bump. much like one in a forum, when you want to keep your thread at the top of the page. this is where i put a post to let you guys know that i still want to continue the blog and need my readers to stay. so i basically just bullshit my way through.

so stuff went through the head. namely, the word 'must'. what is it? its not exactly a verb is it? i mean. a verb would be like: "I ran quickly to the other side"

but then you don't put two verbs together. you don't say: "I ran jumped quickly to the other side"

see it doesn't work. so i'm sure you all know 'be' is a verb. so, consider the following:

"I MUST be hungry"

in bold is the word in question. in italics, the verb. so there. you CAN'T put two verbs next to each other. doesn't work. so i have proven that MUST isn't a verb.


'MUST' IS NOT AN ADVERB

An adverb is a word that describes a verb. For example: "He ran quickly past the armed guards"

"Must" does not describe a verb. while it provides condition, you cannot do something 'mustily'.


'MUST' IS NOT A NOUN

though it may seem like, with colloquial sentences such as: "This is a MUST"

must is not a noun. a noun describes a being. tangible or intangible. you cannot grasp a MUST. even so, the context of must used in the above scenario does not match our own.


one of my msn windows just told me that it may be a subjunctive.

subjunctive is a new word for me.

a google, a wikipedia, a wikitionary and an altavista later, i gathered that a subjunctive is a type of verb. therefore, it does not work. [i feel like saying Q.E.D, but it would not mean anythiing here]

look it up yourself. my fingers ache.

and then there's how 'must' isn't an adjective. and i'm too tired to carry on. i just finished artemis fowl and the lost colony. i just got it earlier in the night. [20:00? 23:00?]and its 4:47 am here.

phooey. lol my bump is something else now. [he muses at the thought]

Friday, May 2, 2008

Scheduled Posts

Blogger has announced scheduled posts. THIS IS FREAKING COOL. its like. i want to make you all believe i stay awake really late and schedule a post at that time, and in that post talk about what its like to stay up late. then i'll sleep at like 8pm and at like 2 am blogger will publish my post for me. ITS SO COOL.

okay. honestly i dont think i'll use it much. not practical for me. ANYWAY. my original reason for posting.



MY READERS. I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. you could be from anywhere, germany, france, let me contact you, i want to know you guys. my email is... hm. how am i gonna do this without getting spam. sigh. um. AH. i'll create an alt. brb for 5 minutes

okay i'm back. that took longer than 5 minutes but you'll never know. to you as a reader, that was like 2 seconds. but it could have been an hour. or maybe it was 2 seconds. maybe i already HAD an alt. HA. or did I? was i gone for 10 minutes? mmm.

i created afrotoast@gmail.com i also hope to use it for myself so try not to spam it. but yeah. EMAIL ME. I WANT TO KNOW YOU.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

dude, that's sick

my worst posts come when im down. i hope ya'll hate reading this post because its a bad post. you know what, just stop reading now. this is a horrible post because im going to talk about myself. its horrible because im talking about me being sick. this post is awful because its going to be about how bad i feel right now, and its going to be about the presistent pounding in my head. this post is the worst post ever because im going to tell you about the waterfall in my nose. im going to tell you about the fire in my eyeballs. you dont want to hear about the deafness in my ears, the sneezing bouts i get. nope. dont want to hear about my constant puking, my aching muscles...


..thank you; for reading. and now here's something you do want to read:

DOREEN IS BACK FROM AUSTRALIA. i can finally say it out. "you must come. its FREAKING EPIC." i had to tell everyone that to get them to come for the starbucks meeting last night. it was really cool. everyone gathered there, then doreen came in, pretending to be all casual like. 'oh-hey-guys-sorry-i'm-late' casual. then everyone was speechless for awhile and i was smiling at everyone.

when true friends meet after a long time, this.. aura; is projected. you just KNOW. im sure last night. all of us felt this. the table across us, the people sitting behind us. they all knew. last night they all felt happy for us.




ANYWAY. last night was geek night. we had rubik's cubes, sudoku, C++, blogs, laptops, etc. uber.

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