but i found a cat. I tried to talk to it, but it ignored me. i know you're thinking: but cats dont talk. yeah i know. i mean, it didnt even bother to look at me when i talked to it. it was wary of me at first, but then it labelled me harmless, then COMPLETELY ignored me. except for the occasional glare.
I saw it when kenneth made me let kenneth into the estate. (i think if i used "him" you'd think it was the cat.) KENNETH wanted to SURPRISE someone. but SOMEONE didn't let him UP INTO her BLOCK.
HA. KENNETH.
anyway. they ended up on the phone. for 45 MINUTES. then he left. while on the phone. at the same time, we bumped into men shing, WHO WAS ALSO ON THE PHONE. so i flipped open my phone and pretended to talk to someone.
ANYWAY. Apparantly, the cat is responsible for scaring KENNETH's significant other, so KENNETH went, and SCARED the cat. so the cat got scared, and SLIPPED INTO MY SHIRT. but then it jumped out because it realised i wasn't a curtain. or something. then it glared at me. ingrate.
ANYWAY AGAIN. i went for my job training just now. but i have a cold, so im not going to type anymore. maybe tomorrow, after my QSM training. (Quality Service Management)
I was lying on my bed, thinking of what to put on my blog later tonight, and i just lay there, then i thought, maybe something random. but not flying out of a turtle suspended in mid air by a gigantic shopping cart kind of random, i wanted something different. so i came up with a little list of random things.
#1: Random Song I Sang In The Shower Today:
Far Away, by Nickelback. I only sang the chorus though, and really softly, because i was afraid my house mates might hear me. i think i hit the tune okay though. #2: Random Thing My Mother Did Today:
Nagged at me to go take a shower. #3: Three Random Items Sitting On My Desk Right Now:
A Rubik's Cube, recently solved, by yours truly. A Yoyo, whose string has been recently snapped, again, by yours truly. A Red Paperweight, that has sat unmoved for years.
#4: Random Quote From Random Digital Media:
"KNOCK DOWN TREES WITH YOUR JUMBO COCK!!!!"
Its the subject for a Penis Enlargement Ad. I don't know how they got my email address, but I saw that in my Gmail inbox while waiting for imeem to send me the confirmation for the next item on my list.
#5: Random Song I Played On A Random Instrument:
I did this on my guitar. just one guitar, but i recorded over myself. i improvised it, so i can't recreate it, and there are prolly some parts that dont sound right. mebbe i'll do a better one another time. NB: Listen to it with head phones. i tweaked the LR Balance, so close your eyes and ignore the buzzing sound. apart from the buzzy thing, i think its good.
#6: Random Page from a Random Book:
Its sideways. I don't know why. I know how to fix it but im lazy. psh. Anyway, its tablature for Canon in D, which leads me to come up with the next Random thing:
#7: Two Random Songs I've Been Obsessed With:
Canon in D, Composed by Johann Pachelbel
Far Away, by Nickelback
#8: Random Thing I Saw On My Way Out Of The House Recently:
Its a Lotus Elise. Parked in my Estate. Isnt she a beauty? I have a few more pictures, but this is the best angle.
#9: Random Thing On My Mind Right Now:
My feet are cold.
#10: Random Request To My Readers:
It would be great to see someone else's answers to these questions, and re-reading this, i get the feeling people will doubt me, so i assure you, I CAME UP WITH THESE, i did not copy them from anywhere anytime. THEY CAME FROM MY HEAD. okay bye now.
P.S: I have blue and clear versions of that red paperweight too.
I tried to talk to it, but it ignored me. i know you're thinking: but cats dont talk. yeah i know. i mean, it didnt even bother to look at me when i talked to it. it was wary of me at first, but then it labelled me harmless, then COMPLETELY ignored me. except for the occasional glare.
