Saturday, January 17, 2009

SOTFL[R]


There's this one golden rule they put on escalators all over Singapore. STAND LEFT, WALK RIGHT. For Retards that don't know what the fuck that means, let me clear it up for you.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WALK. STAND ON THE FUCKING LEFT.

It really annoys the shit out of me when i miss my train because some FUCKING RETARD decides to stand on the RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR, and BLOCK THE FUCKING WAY.

When its the goddamn rush hour, most people want to go places FAST. There are some who don't. Most of them are retards. WE HATE RETARDS. The retards are the ones who DON'T FUCKING THINK. they will go to the narrow escalator, notice everyone crowding around on the left side, and realize THEY'RE ALL MAKING WAY FOR THEM SO THEY CAN STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. then this BIGASS crowd of Annoyed Commuters builds up behind them, AND THEY DON'T FUCKING NOTICE.

SOTFL[R]. STAND ON THE FUCKING LEFT. [or right, if you're reading this in some other part of the world]



okay. i'm happier now. (:

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sound like stress to me,that's part of the 'fun' living in the city ! Especially subsways......give me a headache just to think of it.

Anonymous said...

amen.

Rachael said...

Too right! Total lack of spatial awareness here in Singapore. And for all those freaks who get to the end of the escalator and then freeze to the spot like their legs are stuck in super-glue. Listen up people: move your ass out of the way and stop causing a human pile-up!

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