my worst posts come when im down. i hope ya'll hate reading this post because its a bad post. you know what, just stop reading now. this is a horrible post because im going to talk about myself. its horrible because im talking about me being sick. this post is awful because its going to be about how bad i feel right now, and its going to be about the presistent pounding in my head. this post is the worst post ever because im going to tell you about the waterfall in my nose. im going to tell you about the fire in my eyeballs. you dont want to hear about the deafness in my ears, the sneezing bouts i get. nope. dont want to hear about my constant puking, my aching muscles...
..thank you; for reading. and now here's something you do want to read:
DOREEN IS BACK FROM AUSTRALIA. i can finally say it out. "you must come. its FREAKING EPIC." i had to tell everyone that to get them to come for the starbucks meeting last night. it was really cool. everyone gathered there, then doreen came in, pretending to be all casual like. 'oh-hey-guys-sorry-i'm-late' casual. then everyone was speechless for awhile and i was smiling at everyone.
when true friends meet after a long time, this.. aura; is projected. you just KNOW. im sure last night. all of us felt this. the table across us, the people sitting behind us. they all knew. last night they all felt happy for us.
ANYWAY. last night was geek night. we had rubik's cubes, sudoku, C++, blogs, laptops, etc. uber.
want another opinion? http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Starbucks 101
starbucks may be awesome. but come to think of it, its missing alot of IMPORTANT features. i mean seriously. how can we survive without these?
1: INTER-STARBUCKS MATTER TRANSPORTATION/TELEPORTATION SYSTEM
Okay. Self-explanatory. the ad will be something like this: "Don't you wish you could be at the starbucks at novena right now? Are all the soft comfy couches taken? NO PROBLEM! just input your favourite starbucks outlet, and fire away! Thomson Plaza to Changi Airport in NO TIME AT ALL!"
2: ANTI-BEANER DETECTION SYSTEM
Definitely a must-have. No starbucks outlet is complete without one. we can't have any beaners sneaking around. this state-of-the-art-system will detect and differentiate those looking to repent versus spies on the sanctum of the wavy hair.
3: PROFILE DETECTION/'FAVOURITE DRINK' SYSTEM
the most convienient one so far. as soon as you step in, the outlet will scan and detect your most ordered (favourite) drink, the drink that matches your personality the most, and a java chip. Imagine stepping into any starbucks, ANY starbucks in THE WORLD, and have the barista greet you: "hi Good morning, Mr/Mrs. [Name Here], will you be having the usual?"
4: MEMBERSHIP AND POINT SYSTEM
Perhaps the most implementable one so far. Starbucks should give out CARDS! Member cards! imagine a cool little plastic thing, then your picture! and then your name. its like:
5: LIVE BANDS!!!!!!!!
No Explanation Necessary! freaking AWESOME. well, live bands at SELECT outlets. sometimes you just want a quiet coffee time alone. well, thats what the INTER STARBUCKS MATTER TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM IS FOR!!
So. Starbucks boss guys! IMPLEMENTATION!!!!! oh and yes. i do realise this will prolly make my venti iced vanilla latte cost like $50.00 but hey, its worth it right?
Quote of the Week: "He WILL have the java chip."
EDIT: WATCH ME CHEAT TIME!!!!!!
*scroll down to the story*
1: INTER-STARBUCKS MATTER TRANSPORTATION/TELEPORTATION SYSTEM
Okay. Self-explanatory. the ad will be something like this: "Don't you wish you could be at the starbucks at novena right now? Are all the soft comfy couches taken? NO PROBLEM! just input your favourite starbucks outlet, and fire away! Thomson Plaza to Changi Airport in NO TIME AT ALL!"
2: ANTI-BEANER DETECTION SYSTEM
Definitely a must-have. No starbucks outlet is complete without one. we can't have any beaners sneaking around. this state-of-the-art-system will detect and differentiate those looking to repent versus spies on the sanctum of the wavy hair.
3: PROFILE DETECTION/'FAVOURITE DRINK' SYSTEM
the most convienient one so far. as soon as you step in, the outlet will scan and detect your most ordered (favourite) drink, the drink that matches your personality the most, and a java chip. Imagine stepping into any starbucks, ANY starbucks in THE WORLD, and have the barista greet you: "hi Good morning, Mr/Mrs. [Name Here], will you be having the usual?"
4: MEMBERSHIP AND POINT SYSTEM
Perhaps the most implementable one so far. Starbucks should give out CARDS! Member cards! imagine a cool little plastic thing, then your picture! and then your name. its like:
BEZNER LIMSO AWESOME. like:
Starbucks™ Ambassador
Triple Shot
Two Pumps Vanilla, Three Pumps Hazelnut
Caramel Drizzle, Venti Iced Latte
NAMEWEAR IT PROUDLY!
RANK
DRINK
5: LIVE BANDS!!!!!!!!
No Explanation Necessary! freaking AWESOME. well, live bands at SELECT outlets. sometimes you just want a quiet coffee time alone. well, thats what the INTER STARBUCKS MATTER TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM IS FOR!!
So. Starbucks boss guys! IMPLEMENTATION!!!!! oh and yes. i do realise this will prolly make my venti iced vanilla latte cost like $50.00 but hey, its worth it right?
Quote of the Week: "He WILL have the java chip."
EDIT: WATCH ME CHEAT TIME!!!!!!
*scroll down to the story*
The Story
It goes something like this:
The Java-Chip
My bethren and I are sitting at the starbucks near hard rock, and this beaner walks in. first thought goes like this: "LET'S SMOKE HIM" ("yeah, with our 'hand' guns!")
Suddenly, we realise something, he stutters, tries to say his first word of enlightenment. the stutter of a frappucino. and we realise, he is repentant.
We look at each other and reach a silent agreement.
With the blessings of my two companions and the lady with the wavy hair, i stand, and stride towards him. I come to his aid.
"He WILL have the Java-Chip." I say.
He looks upon me, confused. His first word is of protest. i raise a hand; stop him, and enforce.
"He WILL have the Java-Chip."
He falters, his beaner will submissive. a look of antagony, and a hint of change. I look upon him, we stand, eye to eye.
"You WILL have the Java-Chip."
He submits. his beaner will shattered. He turns, looks at the barista.
"I will have the Java-Chip."
... the deed is done.
FIFTY YEARS LATER
Upon his death bed, he looks upon his son. he looks him in the eye. and they share a soulful moment.
He speaks: "My son."
"Yes, father."
"Fifty years ago. a wise man said unto me. six words. it was all he had to say. he spake those words upon me. these six words i will now bestow unto you."
"Father?"
"My son..."
"... you WILL have the Java-Chip."
The lights in the room die out and the Life support system slows to a constant, unfaltering tone.
The boy cries.
Later that week. the boy, acting upon his father's will. he enters the store. a warm tear rolls down his cheek. he tells the barista.
"I will have the Java-Chip."
And almost all at once. the reassuring voice, from the lady with the wavy hair herself chimes out. and for a moment. everything is right in the world.
Suddenly, we realise something, he stutters, tries to say his first word of enlightenment. the stutter of a frappucino. and we realise, he is repentant.
We look at each other and reach a silent agreement.
With the blessings of my two companions and the lady with the wavy hair, i stand, and stride towards him. I come to his aid.
"He WILL have the Java-Chip." I say.
He looks upon me, confused. His first word is of protest. i raise a hand; stop him, and enforce.
"He WILL have the Java-Chip."
He falters, his beaner will submissive. a look of antagony, and a hint of change. I look upon him, we stand, eye to eye.
"You WILL have the Java-Chip."
He submits. his beaner will shattered. He turns, looks at the barista.
"I will have the Java-Chip."
... the deed is done.
FIFTY YEARS LATER
Upon his death bed, he looks upon his son. he looks him in the eye. and they share a soulful moment.
He speaks: "My son."
"Yes, father."
"Fifty years ago. a wise man said unto me. six words. it was all he had to say. he spake those words upon me. these six words i will now bestow unto you."
"Father?"
"My son..."
"... you WILL have the Java-Chip."
The lights in the room die out and the Life support system slows to a constant, unfaltering tone.
The boy cries.
Later that week. the boy, acting upon his father's will. he enters the store. a warm tear rolls down his cheek. he tells the barista.
"I will have the Java-Chip."
And almost all at once. the reassuring voice, from the lady with the wavy hair herself chimes out. and for a moment. everything is right in the world.
The End
Written by: AfroToast
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Starbucks Night
EDIT: AHem. sorry about that. okay.
phew. last night was interesting. the most freaking random starbucks night ever. as usual, i left home at the meet time, which was 8. but naturally, i wasnt the last, since keith would be joining us. and quite ironically, he was the one to organise it.
well. details are sketchy, now that im no longer caffiene high, but the highlight of the night must have been the random word thing. 2 words each person. the rule is that the sentence formed must make grammatical sense. logically, it doesnt matter. for example, two guys have this exchange:
"I Like"
"Used Syringes"
"When they"
"Are USed"
"As Weapons"
"Against Most"
"Inuits in"
"the Sahara"
"Desert place"
which would form:
I like used syringes when they are used as weapons against most inuits in the sahara desert place.
which make sense, in a creepy kinda way.
SO ANYWAY. we had our own little version, where 7 of us went in a circle, forming sentences. not sure who said what. but lemme give you the sentences. (OFFENSIVE CONTENT, not for the sensitive [Racism, Sexual Connotations, Inappropriate Language. Read on of your own free will])
SENTENCE NUMBER 1:
"Starbucks Coffee is artificially raping me." (we love starbucks)
SENTENCE NUMBER 2:
"I love Subway cookies and things that are smelly and really really like indians"
SENTENCE NUMBER 3:
"Cotton candy from hell with belle are very fluid and continuosly raping and raping flying cows and nuns made in cow factories from china from indians by indians with flying shit out of your ass."
SENTENCE NUMBER 4:
"Who starts flying shit and shat into the glass cup which is going to become indiands who eat flying cows."
there's one more sentence i dont have written down, but i think it goes something like:
"Corn soup is really nice when used under a something" can't really remember.
hm huiwen had an awesome tee. the best part was that it only had les pauls on it. it was this white shirt with black sihllhouettes(SP) of guitars, amps, and drums. ALL THE GUITARS WERE LES PAULS. not that i have anything against fender, but les pauls look teh sex.
and i think im gonna get this picture:
printed on a t-shirt. as soon as the owner says yes, hi res ripped from http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com
mebbe i'll get epic-house =p.
there you have it. hm. post idea just came in, check back later tonight.
phew. last night was interesting. the most freaking random starbucks night ever. as usual, i left home at the meet time, which was 8. but naturally, i wasnt the last, since keith would be joining us. and quite ironically, he was the one to organise it.
well. details are sketchy, now that im no longer caffiene high, but the highlight of the night must have been the random word thing. 2 words each person. the rule is that the sentence formed must make grammatical sense. logically, it doesnt matter. for example, two guys have this exchange:
"I Like"
"Used Syringes"
"When they"
"Are USed"
"As Weapons"
"Against Most"
"Inuits in"
"the Sahara"
"Desert place"
which would form:
I like used syringes when they are used as weapons against most inuits in the sahara desert place.
which make sense, in a creepy kinda way.
SO ANYWAY. we had our own little version, where 7 of us went in a circle, forming sentences. not sure who said what. but lemme give you the sentences. (OFFENSIVE CONTENT, not for the sensitive [Racism, Sexual Connotations, Inappropriate Language. Read on of your own free will])
SENTENCE NUMBER 1:
"Starbucks Coffee is artificially raping me." (we love starbucks)
SENTENCE NUMBER 2:
"I love Subway cookies and things that are smelly and really really like indians"
SENTENCE NUMBER 3:
"Cotton candy from hell with belle are very fluid and continuosly raping and raping flying cows and nuns made in cow factories from china from indians by indians with flying shit out of your ass."
SENTENCE NUMBER 4:
"Who starts flying shit and shat into the glass cup which is going to become indiands who eat flying cows."
there's one more sentence i dont have written down, but i think it goes something like:
"Corn soup is really nice when used under a something" can't really remember.
hm huiwen had an awesome tee. the best part was that it only had les pauls on it. it was this white shirt with black sihllhouettes(SP) of guitars, amps, and drums. ALL THE GUITARS WERE LES PAULS. not that i have anything against fender, but les pauls look teh sex.
and i think im gonna get this picture:
printed on a t-shirt. as soon as the owner says yes, hi res ripped from http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com
mebbe i'll get epic-house =p.
there you have it. hm. post idea just came in, check back later tonight.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Overdue Vengeance
"You're so WHINEY! Why dont you go home and KISS YOURSELF."
Field Trip with my mum's new camera. sorry for the late post.
Field Trip with my mum's new camera. sorry for the late post.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
BloggerScore
guess what i spent the past 45 minutes doing.
I got 'YOU'LL LOVE THIS', 'FWOOSH' and 'FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!', giving me a pathetic total of 45 BPs. send in yours, i'll put it up, lol
http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com has gotten 200points and is currently in the lead!
http://watery-shitt.blogspot.com comes in SECOND with 125points!
Blogpoints Achievement List (Work in Progress) (Currently 24 Achievements. Current Max Score: 500 points. Target Max Score: 1000 points)
Brainchild of AfroToast, no stealing.
Format is
NAME
Description
x BPs
PERSISTENCE
1000 Posts!
25 BPs
PENINTENCE
2000 Posts!
50 BPs
FICKLE MINDED
Three Different Custom Blogskins Applied
5 BPs
SENIORITY
2 Year Old Blog!
20 BPs
RAPID FIRE
4 Posts in One Hour
15 BPs
TALK?
Added Tagboard
5 BPs
TALK MORE.
2 Year Old Tagboard!
15 BPs
DISCUSSED
20 Comments on One Post
10 BPs
CONTORVERSIAL
75 Comments on One Post
25 BPs
ON UR BLOGZ
Have a lolcatz post
5 BPs
ORLY?
Used 'ORLY' at least once
5 BPs
YARLY.
Used 'YARLY' at least once
5 BPs
HOOT
Used Both 'ORLY' and 'YARLY' in the same post
10 BPs
I SLIT MY WRISTS TO FEEEEEEL
Have an 100% emo post
5 BPs
SOTD
One Entire Post - Song Lyrics
5 BPs
WATCH THIS
Embedded a YouTube Video
5 BPs
YOU'LL LOVE THIS
Embedded a Music Player
5 BPs
INTERNET TROLL
Have at least 15 Different Internet Memes IN THE SAME POST
30 BPs
CURIOUSITY
Find Every Other Blog that has EVER Linked to yours
50 BPs
POPULAR
Get 10,000 unique hits
50 BPs
FWOOSH
Flame Somebody Without Explicitly Mentioning His/Her Name
5 BPs
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Flame Somebody And Explicitly Mention His/Her Name And Get Away With It
35 BPs
WTF?
Use the same Unconventional Vulgarity in 5 Different Posts Consecutively (e.g of Unconventional Vulgarity: "Why don't you go home and slow dance with your mom! T.T")
10 BPs
EPIC WIN
Earn 150 Blogger Points with ONE POST
100 BPs
I got 'YOU'LL LOVE THIS', 'FWOOSH' and 'FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!', giving me a pathetic total of 45 BPs. send in yours, i'll put it up, lol
http://swirlsandtwirls.blogspot.com has gotten 200points and is currently in the lead!
http://watery-shitt.blogspot.com comes in SECOND with 125points!
Curious
I'm thinking of a change, changing the way i do things. im not going to stick to my usual routines or care what anyone thinks. im going to start taking wrong turns, talk to strangers. open unmarked doors. pull the 'push' doors.. if i see a group of people in a field, i'll go up and find out what they're doing. i'm going to do things without knowing how it'll turn out. i'll walk past someone and ask if they like flying kites, or see a group of people standing around and ask if i can join them. i'll start a freaking precedent. i think i'll start tomorrow.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Welcome to Hell
CALL OF DUTY 4!!!!
Anyway, check out what i did at the airport. was posted at T2 Arrival, so there was this 6 hour lull where no one needs anything so.
yeah.
Well, for those who didnt know, this is a debriefing form. we fill this up to hand in after shift. and i know caas is always watching so, just letting you guys know, i handed in mine. I am NOT Liew Shi Ying. but i DID write it. =p
so yeah.
Anyway, check out what i did at the airport. was posted at T2 Arrival, so there was this 6 hour lull where no one needs anything so.
yeah.
Well, for those who didnt know, this is a debriefing form. we fill this up to hand in after shift. and i know caas is always watching so, just letting you guys know, i handed in mine. I am NOT Liew Shi Ying. but i DID write it. =p
so yeah.
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